Doctor I have a Serious Problem!

A worried woman went to her
gynecologist and said: 'Doctor,
I have a serious problem and
desperately need your help!
My baby is not even 1 year
old and I'm pregnant again.
I don't want kids so close together.

So the doctor said: "Ok
and
what do you want me to do?"

She said: "I want you to end my
pregnancy, and I'm counting
on your help with this."

The doctor thought for a little,
and after some silence he said
to the lady: "I think I have
a better solution for your
problem. It's less dangerous
for you too."

She smiled, thinking that the
doctor was going to accept
her request.

Then he continued: "You see,
in order for you not
to have
to take care 2 babies at the
same time, let's kill the one
in your arms. This way, you
could rest some before the
other one is born. If we're
going to kill one of them,
it doesn't matter which one
it is. There would be no risk
for your body if you chose
the one in your arms."

The lady was horrified and
said: "No doctor! How terrible!
It's a crime to kill a child!

"I agree", the doctor replied.
"But you seemed to be OK with
it, so I thought maybe that
was the best solution."
The doctor smiled, realizing
that he had made his point.
He convinced the mom that
there is no difference in killing
a child that's already been
born and one that's still in the
womb.
The crime is the same!
If you agree, please SHARE.
Together we can help save
precious lives!
Love says: "I sacrifice myself
for the good of the other
person".
Abortion says: "I sacrifice
the other person for the
good of myself"

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A DUMB DOUGHTER

A Nigerian mum says after
receiving news that her teen
daughter is pregnant, "chineke
my daughter you have killed
me oooo, i told you if a man
touches your breasts say DON'T!
and if he touches your vagina
say STOP! You didn't listen
to me you stupid girl."

The girl replied, "but mama
I did..... he was touching both
places at the same time
so I said "DONT STOP"

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PLEASE READ THIS BEAUTIFUL STORY

My mom only had one eye. I hated her… She was such an embarrassment. She cooked for students and teachers to support the family.
There was this one day during elementary school where my mom came to say hello to me. I was so embarrassed.
How could she do this to me? I ignored her, threw her a hateful look and ran out. The next day at school one of my classmates s

aid, ‘EEEE, your mom only has one eye!’
I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my mom to just disappear. I confronted her that day and said, "If you’re only gonna make me a laughing stock, why don't you just die?"
My mom did not respond… I didn’t even stop to think for a second about what I had said, because I was full of anger. I was oblivious to her feelings.
I wanted out of that house, and have nothing to do with her.
So I studied real hard, got a chance to go abroad to study.
Then, I got married. I bought a house of my own. I had kids of my own. I was happy with my life, my kids and
the comforts.
Then one day, my Mother came to visit me. She hadn’t seen me in years and she didn’t even meet her grandchildren.
When she stood by the door, my children laughed at her, and I yelled at her for coming over uninvited. I screamed at her, "How dare you come to my house and scare my children!
GET OUT OF HERE! NOW!!!"
And to this, my mother quietly answered, "Oh, I’m so sorry. I may have gotten the wrong address," and
she disappeared out of sight.
One day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house. So I lied to my wife that I was going on a business trip.
After the reunion, I went to the old shack just out of curiosity.
My neighbors said that she died. I did not shed a single tear. They handed me a letter that she had wanted me to have.
"My dearest son, I think of you all the time. I’m sorry that I came to your house and scared your children.
I was so glad when I heard you were coming for the reunion. But I may not be able to even get out of bed to see you. I’m sorry that I was a constant embarrassment to you when you were growing up. You see…….. when you were very little, you got into an accident, and lost your eye. As a mother, I couldn’t stand watching you having to grow up with one eye. So I gave you mine.
I was so proud of my son who was seeing a whole new world for me, in my place, with that eye. With all my love to you,
Your mother."
The son got into tears, but it was too late.
MORAL LESSON:
Never neglet your MuM, Because she is a blessing.
One day you will cry when she will be gone.

(kwa wale ambao kiingereza kimepiga chenga acha comment yako nitkutsiria,sipendi upitwe na vitu vizuri)

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SAKATA LA TID KUTAKA KUMUUA ALI KIBA.

Habari zilizosambaa kwenye vyombo vya habari pamoja na mitandao ni juu ya sakata la msanii TID kutaka kumuua msanii mwenzake Ali Kiba kupitia kwa watu ambao walidai kuwa wametumwa na TID. Watu hao ambao walikamatwa na jeshi la polisi wanadai walikutana na mwanamuziki TID maeneo ya Mtongani ambako ndiko walikopanga mipango hiyo ya kutaka kumuua Ali kwasababu ambazo watu hao hawakuziweka wazi, Baada ya hapo ndipo walipofika maeneo anayoishi Ali kwa ajili ya
tukio hilo lakini waliweza kushitukiwa baada ya watu wa karibu wa Ali kutonywa na kufanikiwa kuwakamata watu hao baada ya polisi kufika eneo hilo.

 Watu hao walipokamatwa walimtaja TID ndiye aliyewatuma ambaye masaa machache baadaye naye alitiwa nguvuni kwa tuhuma hizo. Akiwa kwenye kituo cha polisi TID alikana kuhusika na njama hizo huku akisisitiza kuwa hana ugomvi wowote na msanii mwenzake huyo na hakuwepo nchini kwa kwani alikuwa South Africa kwa shughuli zake za kimuziki na anawashanga watu hao kumhusidha yeye na tukio kama hilo.
Hii hapa sauti yake mtu mzima T.I.D

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WAVIVU CLASSIC.........

Huu ni uvivu au u lazy!!!!!???????

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MEMORY LOW.....

Omondi: daktari naomba unisaidie, nina tatizo la kusahau hata ukiniambia kitu muda huo huo nasahau buana!

daktari: kwani hilo tatizo limekuanza lini?

Omondi: tatizo gani?

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MAIN CAMPUS.......

Lmao must read!!!

A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you”?

The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”

All the students in the library stared at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the
girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess yo
u felt embarrassed right?"

The guy responded with a
loud voice: "Kshs 2000 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!"

...and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears; “I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty" ...

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Kazi ipo........

Chizi flani alipanda juu ya mwembe asubuhi.akakaa uko hadi jioni kisha akajiangusha jioni.Daktari wa màchizi akamwuliza, "mbona umejiangusha ?
"Chizi akajibu, "nimeiva!"

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Watoto wa siku hizi

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Tazama video mpya ya Tunda Man ya wimbo uitwao Dem sio

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Ndani ya ndege

Pilot flani alikuwa anasafirisha machizi kutoka mathare.
Chizi mmoja akatoka nyuma akaenda hadi kwa pilot.

CHIZI:"Mi nataka unifundishe kuendesha ndege."

PILOT:"Poa lakini enda kwanza uwaambie wenzako huko nyuma wanyamaze....wana kelele sana."

Chizi akaenda baada ya tym kuka nyamaza,akarudi kwa pilot.

PILOT:"Umewafanyaje hao...mbona wamenyamaza."

CHIZI:"Nimewafungulia mlango nikawaambia wakacheze nje!"

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Kanisani kwa kina naniliu.....

Leo kanisani baada ya ibada mapasta watatu walikutana,wakaanza kuongea matatizo yao waombeane;

Pasta 1:"Tatizo langu ni wizi,kila baada ya ibada lazima niibe sadaka zinazotolewa na waumini,pliz niombeeni niache hii tabia."

Pasta 2:"Tatizo langu ni wanawake,kila mwanamke ninayemuona natamani kulala naye,nimelala na mwalimu wa sunday school na karibia waimbaji wote wa kwaya.pliz niombeeni niache hii tabia."

Pasta wa tatu akaanza kulia,wenzake wakamuuliza,"Wewe vipi?"
Akajibu:"Mi tatizo langu ni Umbea! Tukitoka hapa lazima nikaaenze kila kitu mlichosema,niombeeni jamani hii tabia niache."

Nani yuahitaji maombi zaidi?

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Mtaani kwetu

Jamaa mmoja kaenda kuoa akaambiwa mahari ni millioni 5.
Akashangaa,"Khaaa! Ati millioni 5 wakati hapo kwa jirani nimeambiwa laki 2 tu,tena mwanamke mwenyewe ana mimba tayari!!! Acheni mchezo,ongeeni bei ya kueleweka!"

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Vituko uswazi

Jamaa flani katoka kazini akiwa na huzuni kibao.Akaketi sebuleni na kushika tama,mke wake alipomuona akamfuata;

MKE:"Kuna nini mume wangu mbona una huzuni hivyo?"

MUME:"Nimepata tatizo kubwa sana pale kazini."

MKE:"Mume wangu tumeoana,sisi ni kitu kimoja sasa,usiseme nimepata sema tumepata...haya niambie hilo tatizo."

MUME:"Alaa...basi tumemtia mimba secretary wa bosi!"

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Mzee Ali anapenda kuchukua nafasi hii kuungana na wasomaji wa blog hii duniani kote kuwatakia Eid Mubarak. Mungu azidi kutulinda na kutuhifadhi siku zote. Ahsanten sana wote

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